Saya ada semua. Haruslah. Kau ada ? PART I

Salam dearies. Hello-hello.

[mode jadi cigu on]

Okay, muridmurid,ingat tak apa yang cikgu ajar dalam posting sebelum ni ?

[mode jadi cigu off]

Tahukah kenapa saya cakap pasal cemburu/jealous/jealousy [ah! samala tu] ?

Nda tahu ? Hah, ini lah ni saya mau sampaikan ni kenapa. Sebab everything happens for A REASON kan ? ngeh~

Kejap, sebelum saya mula merepek tentu pasal, saya nasihatkan kepada mike/demo/megeme sume, if you find that my posting is annoying,

haha! jk jk.

Bolos saja butang X pada kanan anda..

Ready sudah mau baca entri ni ?

Okay jom ikut saya! [err ? ]

Sebelum apa-apa, sila sediakan kamus manglish ya dear reader , sbb dikhuatiri terdapat perkataan yang sangat synTiFiQue.

Once upon time, there was a lady named Deenda [ nama pura-pura]. Deenda is 20 years old lady. Deenda is memiliki badan yang besar. Deenda is juga tidaklah lawa mana pown. Deenda usually gets what she want. Just say it. Fairlady Z ? Her parents gave her. Latest Canon DSLR ? She got it. Macbook Pro? Cut my fingerlaa if the daddy dont want to buy for her. Everything. You name it seja.Deenda is so lucky. Until one day, a lady named Giraffegedik muncul. Giraffegedik is Deenda's schoolmate. Giraffegedik is cantik. Mata bulat bersinar. Badan sangat memenuhi kriteria to be a model. Giraffegedik got boyfie and they're soo in , while Deenda don't have any boyfie. Giraffegedik is also famous in the world of net, while Deenda is so like a newbie to the internet..Giraffegedik tend to be a person . So beware! So, can you see the comparison between Deenda and Giraffegedik ?

The story began to be so interesting when Giraffegedik mula cemburu dengan Deenda . Deenda kedapatan [ketahuan] that Giraffegedik is dengki dengan Deenda when all Giraffegedik's posting in the internet is like mengenakan Deenda. There's a few Qs' asked by Giraffegedik thru Deenda's FS ACC.

All Qs' that asked by Giraffegedik is sound like, Deenda is copycating Giraffegedik's style.

. At first, Deenda didn't realize. Tapi, makin banyak pulak soalan minah ni macam mengenakan Deenda. Deenda fikir sejenak. Since when I follow follow si Giraffe ni ? said Deenda,

Then one day, Deenda's school telah mengadakan majlis perasmian kereta baru pengetua. [ unik sekolah dorang nie ]. So, Deenda brought her NEW LATEST DSLR . Deenda captured lots pictures,

and maybe Giraffegedik saw Deenda with her NEW LATEST DSLR, tula she dengki. Just after that, Giraffegedik made a posting on her blog about those who having the DSLR camera is actually not a real photographer. Giraffegedik also buat statement

JANGANLAH KAMU PERASAN KAMU TU PHOTOGRAPHER.

When Deenda read this, Deenda was like, Eh ? Kenapa bah si gedik ni ?

Giraffegedik also used to puji Deenda's pictures on facebook. Tapi usually her pujian is mixed up with sindiran ingredients.

ex:

Deenda, you so cantiklah, I like. Muka u kembung macam panda. I suke.

What sort of COMPLIMENT is that ?

Sengaja mau bagi public baca at the same time.

But Deenda just make dono

Want to know what happened next ?

.....to be continue on the posting....

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